Not Me Monday 1-5-09

This week...

I did not give Stink Bait a baby wipe wipe down after he lived up to his name because I was too tired to give him a bath. He did not have poop ALL OVER HIM or I would have surely taken him immediately to the bathtub. Otherwise, that would be really gross!

I did not spend too much time browsing blogs. So much time that Golf Man had to cook dinner Friday night that I said I would cook. Not me!

I did not wait until 2:30 pm New Year's Day to take a shower. We had to be at my mom's for dinner at 3:30 and I was not playing on the Wii.

Speaking of the Wii, I did not strap Stink Bait to my chest while playing my little obsession! He would have gotten shaken around so much that he actually fell asleep! Of course, while bowling, I did not get so into it that I thought he might come out of the Snugli!

I did not put Tater Bug to bed early every night so we could play the Wii. Nope, not me!

I did not look forward all week to the reunion show for Charm School so I could see Sharon put the smackdown on Megan. I also did not rewind it FOUR TIMES to see that skank get wine poured on that stupid bikini! I definitely do not love Sharon!

I did not bribe my almost three year old with Cars fruit snacks so he would take a picture! Certainly not me!

I did not think of my friend B so much that it hurt! I do not miss her terribly and love the comments that she leaves to every single post!